Hey followers! Announcement time: after much discussion with my parents, I decided to graduate high school a semester early, and now I’m at a college called Rivendell Sanctuary in Minnesota. So that’s exciting. Anyway, to help myself get properly adjusted to independence and set up good habits, I’m going to be taking a 2 month-ish tumblr hiatus, or maybe longer, depending on how I’m doing at that point, haha.
Okay, carry on! God bless y'all. :)
also, duct tape on your arms, a few layers, but not too tight. basically it’ll stop a zombie taking a chunk out of your arm if you’re reloading or your blade gets jammed in a zombie
wearing a wetsuit underneath your clothing would also be useful. remember; they were human once, humans have blunt teeth! you try biting through duct tape AND a wet suit
never duct tape joints, your movements will be limited, and you want to be fast and danger (gotta go fast)
don’t hole up in small houses either that’s a recipe for disaster, you want somewhere with a secure upstairs, and a way down from the upstairs that is zombie free or can easily be cleared of zombies (avoid fire exits with steps leading up to them though, unless they have gates at the bottom)
sound = attraction, so if you do have guns, use them only in emergencies or for the sake of popping one head you’ll be greeted with many many more
raid your local medical shops, and get there first, nobody is going to stop and share it out equally while they’re panicking. don’t hit out at somebody unless they hit out at you, though, you already have unintelligent corpses pitted against you, you don’t want sentient humans on your case as well (zombies don’t do the revenge thing, humans do!)
try not to piss people off, because as stated before, yes, humans like revenge
don’t try and be clever and use yourself as live bait; yes playing the hero is glorious in movies, but it doesn’t work so glamorously in real life
large numbers isn’t a good idea. you want small groups, even if you just branch out from being in a larger group, because if there’s a lot of you you are a bigger target, but don’t then go off and decide to be in groups that are too small in case you get surrounded (in which case, the duct tape and wet suits will come in handy)
food shouldn’t be that hard to come by, most people would have attempted to flee the area straight from their houses and packed what they had, raiding local shops could still be worth it. but remember, know your way in, your way out, and double check there’s nothing in the shop ready to sneak up behind you while you’re reaching up for that tin of beans
half balaclava masks or something similar to cover your lower face while fighting zombies could also be useful, you don;t want to accidentally ingest flying zombie fluids and end up one of them, that’d be a nasty surprise for your group to wake up to (since going solo possibly isn’t a good idea)
and always, ALWAYS, have a way to start a fire on you
zombies burn
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I love my followers so you need to protect yourselves.
even better, defeat Pestilence before he can start the virus
This is relevant cause i’m in a zombie movie…
Axes and crowbars are not only perfect for killing zombies, they are also capable of breaking down secured doors.
And never ever ever travel at night. A zombie’s ability to hunt won’t be hindered by darkness, but yours will.
You guys make me scared that this is actually happening now..
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Today I learned that the Curiosity sang itself ‘Happy Birthday’ on its year anniversary of being on Mars.
All alone.
Hundreds of thousands of miles from anyone or anything.
Guys I am depressed over robots now.
oh god this is the saddest thing i have ever read
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How teens and adults text
Expectations:
Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
Adults - What are you doing today? Want to hang out?
Reality:
Teens - Hey! What you doing today? Want to hang out?
Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
MY MOTHER
This is actually true.
So true.
I asked my mom to bring me money and she just responded “money”
MY DAD. Ugh.
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If you think bassists are irrelevant in bands you’re so so wrong
This is important
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be0k:
be0k:
Abortion is not my right as a woman. Every life is a gift and deserves to be protected from conception to natural death! The March for Life was an incredible witness to the dignity of all life and those, especially young women, who are choosing to defend it. I am the pro-life generation.
I don’t know about you but abortion is sure as fuck my right as a person who can get pregnant. I have a right to my own bodily autonomy. If the “right to life” is a thing in your mind, then how’s about you start giving a shit about the lives of actual sentient people?
-kateyMothers matter just as much as the child within them. It is not to take away rights from the mother, but give the same rights to the baby as they are “actual sentient people” as well. Babies can feel in the womb, especially the pain when someone has an abortion.
“how’s about you start giving a shit about the lives of actual sentient people?"
How about you people actually realize we care about everyone? That’s why we do this.
I wonder if the pro-choicers actually care about ALL women, even the ones who may associate as pro-life. It’s obvious that the ones on tumblr don’t, because they result to insult and demean us for not holding the same beliefs and caring about all human lives instead of just thinking primarily for ourselves and not looking at the bigger picture.
I as a pro-life woman realize that once I’m pregnant, it’s not only just me. My son or daughter is growing inside of me, and she/he has every right that I do in terms of having life, liberty, and happiness. I am no one to take that chance away from him/her and betray their chance at life. It is my responsibility as a mother to watch for and protect him/her from harm, not lay there drugged by anesthesia while an abortionist rips him/her out of my uterus and then sends me out the door.
I applaud this girl and stand by her 100%! All life is precious!
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i can’t hang out tomorrow i’m too busy doing nothing alone sorry
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- white middle-aged women on facebook: Haha LOL ! Great picture DEBBIE. I miss the kids.What a beautiful looking family
“In an old house in Paris that was covered with vines
Lived twelve little girls in two straight lines
In rain or shine
They left the house at half past nine
The smallest one was Madeline.”
-Ludwig Bemelmans, Madeline, 1939
I would like to share a sampling of the graduation project that I had so much fun illustrating! It’s an old series, but one of my childhood favorites. There has been a TV series and a live action film, but never a modern-ish animated feature, and it was a bit of a passion project to imagine what it would look like, down to the character designs and the actual scenes.
Also, I might have some good news to announce soon… keeping my fingers crossed in the meantime! ♪
hearts for eyes emoji
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“sleep is for the weak” u say. well ur right. i am a weak little baby and i need sleep
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WHAT TEACHERS MAKE by Taylor Mali
holy fucking shit that was beautiful
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